About 60% of eligible men escaped military service during the Vietnam era

About 60% of eligible men escaped military service during the Vietnam era
Upper class liberal Christians such as myself were proud draft dodgers.

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Letter to the blog

"Greetings From the Dr. Bob Jones Institute Think Tank."

"As national director of BJI, it is my duty to inform you and/or your organization that a detailed analysis of your positions regarding the Bible, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and in particular your political positions are not compatible with our own. The Dr. Bob Jones Institute stands for strict morality and a totally Christian Theocratic federal government. These of course are the wishes of Jesus."

"Since you or your organization have been tried and found wanting, we must insist that you disband your website immediately and no longer espouse the none sense "we have found there. Since the election of George W. Bush as our 43rd and BORN AGAIN president, and since as you know Mr. Bush did speak at the Bob Jones University and is close friends with Dr. Bob Jones III, BJI hopes you will agree it would be wise for you to obey God's will and to do so promptly."

Sincerely,

Michael C. Kelley

Our Kind

Our Kind
We are the educated elite. We are secular humanists.
WASP > JEW

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore"

"God has no religion" - Gandhi

The One

The One

Dr. Mr. Liberal Christian WASP, the smartest man in the world.

Dr. Mr. Liberal Christian WASP, the smartest man in the world.
I will be your pastor today.

Dr. Mr. Liberal Christian WASP

Dr. Mr. Liberal Christian WASP
Proud Vietnam Draft Dodger

Can I be a Chickenhawk Too?

Can I Be a Chickenhawk Too? You sure can! If you never served in the military, but you go around mouthing off, supporting the war, beating the drum, and advocating that we send Democratic kids off to kill Iraqi kids so that Republican kids can become billionaires, you're a junior chickenhawk!

Brave New World

Brave New World
Only I, Dr. Mr. Liberal Christian WASP can guide you to happiness. Throw off your Jesus shackles and follow me, for only I can lead you to happiness. Tut tut, my good man.

Dr. Mr. Liberal Christian WASP has an Rx for you.

"Under the wise leadership of president Obama, two thousand pharmacologists and bio-chemists were subsidized. Six years later it was being produced commercially. The perfect drug. Euphoric, narcotic, pleasantly hallucinant. All the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects. Take a holiday from reality whenever you like, and come back without so much as a headache or a mythology. Stability was practically assured."
ALDOUS HUXLEY ( Brave New World )

"Who lives longer? the man who takes heroin for two years and dies, or a man who lives on roast beef, water and potatoes 'till 95? One passes his 24 months in eternity. All the years of the beefeater are lived only in time."
Aldous Huxley

Dr. Mr. Liberal Christian WASP says,

Drawing life to a close with a transcendentally orgasmic bang, and not a pathetic and god-forsaken whimper, can turn dying into the culmination of one's existence rather than its present messy and protracted anti-climax.

There is another good reason to finish life on a high note. In a predominantly secular society, adopting a hedonisticdeath-style is much more responsible from an ethical utilitarian perspective. For it promises to spare friends and relations the miseries of vicarious suffering and distress they are liable to undergo at present as they witness one's decline.

A few generations hence, the elimination of primitive evolutionary holdovers such as the ageing process andsuffering will make the hedonistic death advocated here redundant. In the meanwhile, one is conceived in pleasure and may reasonably hope to die in it.

Liberal Christians


Also sometimes referred to as secular, modern, or humanistic. This is an umbrella term for Protestant denominations, or churches within denominations, that view the Bible as the witness of God rather than the word of God, to be interpreted in its historical context through critical analysis. Examples include some churches within Anglican/Episcopalian, Lutheran, Methodist, Presbyterian, and United Church of Christ. There are more than 2,000 Protestant denominations offering a wide range of beliefs from extremely liberal to mainline to ultra-conservative and those that include characteristics on both ends.

Belief in Deity
Trinity of the Father (God), the Son (Christ), and the Holy Spirit that comprises one God Almighty. Many believe God is incorporeal.

Incarnations
Beliefs vary from the literal to the symbolic belief in Jesus Christ as God's incarnation. Some believe we are all sons and daughters of God and that Christ was exemplary, but not God.

Origin of Universe and Life
The Bible's account is symbolic. God created and controls the processes that account for the universe and life (e.g. evolution), as continually revealed by modern science.

After Death
Goodness will somehow be rewarded and evil punished after death, but what is most important is how you show your faith and conduct your life on earth.

Why Evil?
Most do not believe that humanity inherited original sin from Adam and Eve or that Satan actually exists. Most believe that God is good and made people inherently good, but also with free will and imperfect nature, which leads some to immoral behavior.

Salvation
Various beliefs: Some believe all will go to heaven, as God is loving and forgiving. Others believe salvation lies in doing good works and no harm to others, regardless of faith. Some believe baptism is important. Some believe the concept of salvation after death is symbolic or nonexistent.

Undeserved Suffering
Most Liberal Christians do not believe that Satan causes suffering. Some believe suffering is part of God's plan, will, or design, even if we don't immediately understand it. Some don't believe in any spiritual reasons for suffering, and most take a humanistic approach to helping those in need.

Contemporary Issues
Most churches teach that abortion is morally wrong, but many ultimately support a woman's right to choose, usually accompanied by policies to provide counseling on alternatives. Many are accepting of homosexuality and gay rights.



Saturday, January 05, 2008

Jonathan Zimmerman: Does Huckabee believe in left behind’?

JONATHAN ZIMMERMAN

NEW YORK

LET’S IMAGINE that Mitt Romney released a television advertisement in Iowa describing himself as “a Mormon leader.” Reporters would descend like vultures upon Romney, the front-running Republican in the Iowa presidential caucuses, asking if he embraced Mormon doctrine on marriage, alcohol and everything else.

So why isn’t anyone questioning Mike Huckabee about Timothy LaHaye? Huckabee, whose own advertisements proclaim that he’s a “Christian leader,” now leads Romney in the latest Iowa poll. His campaign received a boost from LaHaye, co-author of the best-selling Left Behind novels, who sent a letter inviting selected pastors to all-expenses-paid conferences in Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina. The only presidential candidate speaking at each event will be — you guessed it — Mike Huckabee. So it’s perfectly fair to ask whether Huckabee sees eye to eye with LaHaye. And if he does, Mike Huckabee — an affable, guitar-playing ex-minister — is a whole lot scarier than many of us might have suspected.

See, LaHaye thinks that believing Christians will rise into heaven in something called The Rapture. The rest of us will be “Left Behind” — get it? — to face a nasty array of tribulations: plagues, earthquakes, hailstorms and more. During this time of torment, the Book of Revelations predicts, the Anti-Christ will reign. But in LaHaye’s 16 novels, which have sold over 65 million copies, the Anti-Christ is . . . the secretary-general of the United Nations! That’s right: The U.N. is itself a kind of deviltry, because it prefigures the rule of Satan. So do other kinds of secular world bodies, including the Council on Foreign Relations and the Trilateral Commission.

“It is clear beyond any reasonable doubt,” LaHaye wrote in 1980, “that these two organizations are actively seeking to destroy our nation and establish a ruthless world dictatorship — to be run by them.”

Therefore, the first question for Mike Huckabee should be: What do you think of the United Nations? And if you’re elected president, will you reduce or change America’s commitment to the U.N. and to other international organizations? The next set of questions should surround Israel, which also figures largely in Timothy LaHaye’s theology. According to LaHaye, the final return of Christ — and the defeat of Satan — will be preceded by the establishment of “Greater Israel.” That’s one big reason why many evangelical Christians are Israel hawks, rejecting a two-state solution and supporting the expansion of Jewish settlements on the West Bank.

Again, somebody should ask Huckabee: Do you favor two states, for the Israelis and Palestinians, or just one? And why? Then there’s the war in Iraq. LaHaye has suggested that Saddam Hussein was a “forerunner of the Anti-Christ” — and that the Iraq war might itself represent the final, epic battle between Satan and Jesus.

Does Huckabee, too, think that the conflict is prefigured in Scripture? And if so, how might this attitude influence his policy toward Iraq? Finally, and most generally, we should also ask Mike Huckabee how he might bring forth a more peaceful world.

In LaHaye’s novels, true peace is impossible until the return of Christ. Villains offer secular solutions, such as the U.N. But until Jesus comes back, all is war. So does Huckabee buy it?

A campaign spokesman recently confirmed that Huckabee had read some of LaHaye’s “Left Behind” novels, and that the candidate “enjoyed” them. But did he believe them? Most of all, how would his beliefs affect his decision-making as our president?

That brings us back to Mitt Romney, whose religious ideas have received far more scrutiny than those of Mike Huckabee. Many evangelical Christians still view Mormonism as a kind of cult or even as a “stronghold of Satan,” as one Southern Baptist told his convention a few years ago. A former Southern Baptist preacher, Huckabee himself has waffled when asked whether Mormons are Christians.

Other voters worry that Romney would take his orders from the Mormons’ president, whom the church regards as a prophet of God. So Romney has taken pains to separate his religion from his politics. And so has the Mormon church, which has never endorsed a candidate for public office.

“The message in a nutshell is, Remember that we’re politically neutral as an institution,” says Michael Otterson, the church’s director of media relations. But Timothy LaHaye isn’t neutral; instead, he’s working for Mike Huckabee. So if Huckabee is elected, will he follow LaHaye’s lead? We deserve some answers, before it’s too late. Nobody knows when the Earth will end, of course, but Iowa will hold its caucuses on Jan. 3.

Jonathan Zimmerman, an occasional contributor, teaches history and education at New York University.